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Kristen Stewart: Happy Face

Tuesday, 21 September 2010 Leave a Comment

Now i love Twilight as much (if not more) than the next person, but do you know what really bugs me? This ...

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 21: (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Kristen Stewart poses with her Orange rising star award in front of the winners boards at the Orange British Academy Film Awards held at The Royal Opera House on February 21, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)


Why so sad Kristen? I mean what the Grinch is up with this girl? Somebody tell her a joke quick before her face sticks that way.

She has bags of cash, a boyfriend to die for, and did i mention she gets to snog the the shirt off Taylor Lautner and still go home with Pattinson on her arm. What's the problem K-Stew, you're living the dream?

I read somewhere recently that she doesn't know what to do with all her dosh and is looking for investment opportunities. Well how about you pay a plastic surgeon to weld a smile on that moon face huh? Life can't be that bad. I guess it's all just too much for her. Jeez if you're really that unhappy I'll trade places with you - yes i am really that selfless, I'm such a nice girl.

I have one piece of advice for you Stewart, "Have a break, have a Kit Kat."





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  • Queen of the Rant said:  

    I know she is always pissed, like how can you be mad-you are freaking famous and you have a totally hot man???? I HATE HER-sorry hate is a strong word-but I do

  • Linka said:  

    I Completely agree!!!! I honestly wish she would go away! or learn how to at least fake a smile!

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