Kristen Stewart: Happy Face
Tuesday, 21 September 2010 Leave a Comment
Now i love Twilight as much (if not more) than the next person, but do you know what really bugs me? This ...
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Why so sad Kristen? I mean what the Grinch is up with this girl? Somebody tell her a joke quick before her face sticks that way.
She has bags of cash, a boyfriend to die for, and did i mention she gets to snog the the shirt off Taylor Lautner and still go home with Pattinson on her arm. What's the problem K-Stew, you're living the dream?
I read somewhere recently that she doesn't know what to do with all her dosh and is looking for investment opportunities. Well how about you pay a plastic surgeon to weld a smile on that moon face huh? Life can't be that bad. I guess it's all just too much for her. Jeez if you're really that unhappy I'll trade places with you - yes i am really that selfless, I'm such a nice girl.
I have one piece of advice for you Stewart, "Have a break, have a Kit Kat."