Friday, 17 September 2010 Leave a Comment
This installment of the boyfriend drama comes from a good friend of mine. Yes congratulations you get a break from my own relationship ramblings and get to enjoy someone else's. So gather round folks...
They say us women tease, but sometimes men can be worse. They get their hooks into you, and then before you know it you're being tossed back in the pond like an old trout.
My friend, lets call her Emma for the sake of broadcasting this to the world. Just so you know Emma is one of the nicest people i have ever met. I'd be happy to verbally abuse any loser who so much as sneezed in her general direction, so when she told me this my first reaction was; let me shame him. Let me put him on my blog as an example to teases everywhere, but unfortunately I'm not that vindictive so i won't mention his name. Maybe i was being a bit harsh, I'm biased after all, but i'll let you decide.
Emma went clubbing last weekend and bumped into duh duh duh... the dreaded ex, or as she put it her "ex, ex, ex." This guy was no normal ex though, firstly, he stood her up, granted it was probably 5 years ago, but hey that doesn't mean he gets away with it; and secondly, he dumped her by text. What a cock feature!
Anyways, Em was just out having fun, stretching her weekend legs when things got heated. The ex finally decides to grow some balls and approaches her. He apologises and starts to get his smooth groove on, telling her that he regrets treating her badly. 5 drinks later they kiss. He then leaves without any warning, doing the same thing he did all those years ago.
This leaves me thinking, who came off better? Yeah the guy obviously has issues but Emma got a snog out of it. Congratulations Em you just had a one kiss stand! On the other hand though if i met him, I'd personally see to it that his private region is in a plaster cast for the rest of the year. Just kidding, but don't tempt me.Sharing is Good