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Britain is a Slut

Sunday, 14 November 2010 Leave a Comment

Man with Lipstick Kiss on Stomach

We are a nation of tea drinking, stiff upper lippers who once claimed stake to an Empire that spanned almost a third of the globe. Now we have a new accolade to be proud of, a badge of pride that we can show off at dinner parties and unleash on unsuspecting foreigners.

Yep Britain is a slut, and not just your average floozy, oh no. If there's one thing us Brits go by, it's not doing things in half measures. If there's going to be a prize for being a ho, we'll make sure to go all out and become the best damn hussy's that ever lived.

According to this survey by a guy called Schmitt, Britain is the Top western country for promiscuity.


PROMISCUITY RANKINGS OF MAJOR COUNTRIES*










































*OECD countries with populations over 10m Source: David Schmitt, Bradley University

So there you have it, us straight talking, emotionally retarded UK dwellers have beaten off the likes of kinky Germany and frisky France to earn our respected place as the Kings and Queens of the one night stand. I would personally like to thank the men and women of Essex for contributing so selflessly to this cause, without whom we may never have achieved such an honour. Thank you.

I'm so proud to be British  :)

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9 comments »

  • Leah said:  

    I'm surprised us Americans are not higher on that list...

  • dating diva said:  

    Haha I can't believe that the USA is 6th! I wonder how they calculated this?

    xx,
    Delilah

  • Jewels said:  

    I've never been more disapointed to be from the US. I suppose 6 isn't too bad. I could live in Greece like some of my family still does...and Ireland doesn't even rank at all. :-( So I suppose it could be worse...I could still live there. At least here I'm still slightly whorish.
    I'm moving to the UK...and I know you'll let me in because whores rarely say no!

  • Cinderita said:  

    I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!

  • P.Y.T. said:  

    Being that I'm half Greek and half Irish and live in the US i'm proud that at least 2/3rds of me ranks on the list...

    ...although like others I'm surprised the US isn't a bit higher...and after my recent trip to Ireland I'm a bit surprised it didn't even make the cut!

  • Paige said:  

    im surprised america is only #6

  • Lizzie said:  

    Aaaannnnddd I will be moving to London ASAP.

  • "M" said:  

    I'm a little surprised that the US is 6th! Man, how slutty do you have to be to get first place? Well done UK. Well done.

  • Alice X said:  

    @ All of above
    So sorry to disappoint you residents of the USA, maybe you should up your game :P I'm not sure how they even acquired the information needed to get these results (hiding in bushes with binoculars?) but hey, the UK won so i'm not complaining. Thanks for all your comments, sorry i havn't replied sooner, i have had to work late all this week :(

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