Men Without Manners
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What is it about today's generation and manners? Young men have forgotten how to behave in public, burping, spitting and swearing like a bunch of fowl mouthed heathen cavemen.
It's as if they don't know how to control themselves anymore, all civilised gentlemanly behaviour has been annihilated by these yobs who think that they get some kind of cool street cred badge by conversing in only swear words. I mean come you're about as cool as Jimmy Savile, and don't even get me started on your lack of proper English...
"U ain't cool m8, i is coola than u is, innit bruv."
Yeah right OK, speak to me when your mental age has caught up to your shoe size.
"And did you honestly just spit your internal gunge on the floor next to me? That really makes you look attractive, like anybody wants to see the contents of your filthy lung passage, control your bodily functions you half-wit. While you're at it when your talking with your "crew" does every other word have to be some kind of smutty profanity you picked up off some second rate gangsta rap album? You're not 50 Cent so drop the act. Walking around like some untrained zoo animal on a day pass. I don't want to be forced to smell, hear, or see anything escaping from your cesspit of a carcass, just keep your orifices closed please."
I realise i sound like my Gran right now, but to hell with it, my Gran's a wise lady and these young lads are the men of the future and quite honestly if that's how its going to be we might as well all turn lesbian.
Whatever happened to the days when men would say "Watch your mouth Buddy, there's ladies present?" I say we transport these ill mannered male miscreants back to the fifties and let's see how long they last.