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Men Without Manners

Monday, 29 November 2010 Leave a Comment

Teenage Boy Crouches in an Alley With his Hood up Smoking a Cigarette

What is it about today's generation and manners? Young men have forgotten how to behave in public, burping, spitting and swearing like a bunch of fowl mouthed heathen cavemen.

It's as if they don't know how to control themselves anymore, all civilised gentlemanly behaviour has been annihilated by these yobs who think that they get some kind of cool street cred badge by conversing in only swear words. I mean come you're about as cool as Jimmy Savile, and don't even get me started on your lack of proper English...

"U ain't cool m8, i is coola than u is, innit bruv." 

Yeah right OK, speak to me when your mental age has caught up to your shoe size.

"And did you honestly just spit your internal gunge on the floor next to me? That really makes you look attractive, like anybody wants to see the contents of your filthy lung passage, control your bodily functions you half-wit. While you're at it when your talking with your "crew" does every other word have to be some kind of smutty profanity you picked up off some second rate gangsta rap album? You're not 50 Cent so drop the act. Walking around like some untrained zoo animal on a day pass. I don't want to be forced to smell, hear, or see anything escaping from your cesspit of a carcass, just keep your orifices closed please."

I realise i sound like my Gran right now, but to hell with it, my Gran's a wise lady and these young lads are the men of the future and quite honestly if that's how its going to be we might as well all turn lesbian.

Whatever happened to the days when men would say "Watch your mouth Buddy, there's ladies present?" I say we transport these ill mannered male miscreants back to the fifties and let's see how long they last.

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11 comments »

  • Nikita said:  

    "Yeah right OK, speak to me when your mental age has caught up to your shoe size." Loved the line!! I'm going to use it sometime! And I'll remember to quote you... :)

  • emjaye said:  

    And with the grabbing themselves! Sometimes full-on down the pants! They wouldn't act that way in front of their Grans! I would definitely support the return of the gentleman!

  • Alice X said:  

    @Nikita Thanks! Take it and spread the word!!!

    @emjaye Oh yeah that should really be in there, i hate that! I mean would you want to shake their hand after that? I think not. Thanks for adding that :)

  • J.Ashley said:  

    Yes!, its sad the way our generation is =(. I love the new layout

  • Jess said:  

    LOL Preaching to the choir, dear!

  • MissEmy said:  

    Excellent post, Alice X!! I wholeheartedly agree. It's such a shame!

  • "M" said:  

    Yes! Agreed. Men have become increasingly gross over time. I long for the days when men opened doors, pulled out chairs, combed their hair, wore nice clothes, and generally acted like a human being. How do we get back to that?

  • Alice X said:  

    @J.Ashley Thanks i'm glad you like the new look :)

    @Jess lol our generation's lads need a serious make over

    @MissEmy Thanks!!! It is a shame. They need higher standards.

    @M I have no idea! I think men have just got more lazy, and forgotten that Women actually like their men to be polite.

  • Thank, Q said:  

    Very true. Guys don't know how to be gentlemen any more because it's a dying art. However, I can say the same about ladies, too. There are some ladies at my job who make Chris Rock's HBO specials look like Dora the Explorer. There's also a laziness to today's generation of woman that I don't care for either. Having said that, I still think they're a lot better off than the guys.

  • Alice X said:  

    @Thank, Q Good point i do think women can sometimes even be worse. If you have ever been unlucky enough to get caught out on the streets at closing time on a saturday night, the girls are fighting, swearing and basically behaving a bit like men. Perhaps i should write the female version of this post?

  • Thank, Q said:  

    I'd like to see it if you do :)

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