The Woman Translator: What She Really Means
Wednesday, 24 November 2010 Leave a Comment
Confused? Join the club, we don't even know what we mean half the time.
This one is for all those clueless males out there, the ones who just can't seem to decode our lady language. We woman folk are cryptic creatures who love nothing more than to baffle you with our double meanings, and silent fury. Fear not chaps here's some helpful hints to help you learn how to speak Woman.
Woman: "Nothing's wrong."
Translation: "You p****d me off and I'm going to freeze you out until you realise you're an insensitive beast."
Woman: "I shouldn't have to tell you. You know what you did wrong."
Translation: "I can't believe you did that, oh yeah and i got you a new bed... it's called the sofa."
Woman: "Is she prettier than me?"
Translation: "For the love of God man, just say no!!!"
Woman: "I'll just have a salad."
Translation: "I'm trying to be ladylike but guard your french fries like it's World War III, because I'm on it like Sonic when your not looking."
Woman: "I'll be down in a minute."
Translation: "I'll be down in an hour and then complain that you rushed me."
Translation: "No, nope, no way."
Woman: "I'm tired."
Translation: "I am actually tired, so stop attempting to grope me, they're attached you know."
Woman: "I don't mind, which one do you like?"
Translation: "Pick the one i like or face the wrath."
Woman: "No i don't need help."
Translation: "Yes i do need help but I'm damned if I'm going to let you know that." Sharing is Good