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Top 10 Most Irritating Male Habits

Tuesday, 14 December 2010 Leave a Comment

Portrait of a Couch Potato

Sure men are smelly, unkempt creatures ruled by the planet sperm, we get it, hell we even accept it. We know you are primitive beasts and it is our endless task to try and tame you with the odd hose down and gentle guidance.

We get that every guy has flaws but some bad habits die hard, they are universal, and are guaranteed to get our nostrils flaring in an irritated rage.

The Ultimate Universal Male Habits:

Leaving hair in the plug hole, the sink and the bath - clean it up you filthy yeti, you're malting like a dog on my brand new faucets.

Making his own brand of music - the kind of music that stinks, and I'm not talking about Hanson.

Channel hopping - How can you watch ten channels at once? You're not a woman. You can't multitask. Just settle on Police, Camera, Action and have done with it already!

Talking with his mouth full - Seeing you communicate with a mouthful of Randy's all you can eat pie makes me fall in love you with all over again.

Wearing the same thing over and over - You're not wine, you don't get finer with age, there's only so far a T-Shirt can go before it starts smelling like homelessness.

Leaving the toilet seat up - Like i want to have to touch the toilet seat every time i go to the bathroom, and what if i don't notice and sit on the cold rim huh? Ignorant that's what you are Sonny Jim.

Beer - It will turn the most self respecting gentleman into a troglodyte.

Game geek - PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo! You love Mario more than me? GAME OVER.

Biting his nails - Gnawing at yourself like a deranged squirrel, making that horrific snip, snip, chew, chew sound. You're driving me insane.

Wearing socks in bed - Yep all butt naked... bar the socks, you're a true stud, obviously.

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7 comments »

  • J.Ashley said:  

    Aghhh dont you love the socks in bed issue?

  • Denise said:  

    I fell almost in the toilet because my room mate used my bathroom in the middle of the night and didn't shut the lid. It's scary when you don't have your glasses on yet and you're falling that extra inch and a half before you realize that you need to do something to catch yourself. I hate toilet seats...

  • Neurotic Workaholic said:  

    Beer can definitely be a turn off, especially because of the beer breath.

  • Lizzie said:  

    Ah the game geeks. I have several friends with husbands who play XBOX Live with their friends via headphones. It's the dorkiest thing I've ever seen/heard.

  • Alice X said:  

    @J.Ashley Yeah it's a winner ahaha

    @Denise Oh no way i hope you made him apologise! I always make sure to put my glasses on for night time bathroom visits, i'm blind as a bat otherwise.

    @Neurotic Yes i hate beer breath, it's gross!

    @Lizzie Me too, i thought my friend's boyfriend had a weird "talks to himself" habit until he explained the headset senario.

  • Thank, Q said:  

    Wow, I feel pretty good that only two of those apply to me. I wear socks to bed (they're just so comfortable to me) and whenever I shave, The Mrs. says I leave hairs. Although I try to clean after myself, but being a man makes me incapable of doing so :)

    Wait, there may be a 3rd because I do flip back from channel to channel when watching sports.

    I feel good that I don't do the other stuff. I never left the toilet seat up even when I was single.

  • Alice X said:  

    @Thank, Q By in bed i meant "in bed" so you can get away with that! I think every guy has an inbuilt sports channel hopper haha. Props for never leaving the toilet seat up, you'd be surprised how many men do. Thanks for reading.

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