Top 10 Most Irritating Male Habits
Sharing is Good
Sure men are smelly, unkempt creatures ruled by the planet sperm, we get it, hell we even accept it. We know you are primitive beasts and it is our endless task to try and tame you with the odd hose down and gentle guidance.
We get that every guy has flaws but some bad habits die hard, they are universal, and are guaranteed to get our nostrils flaring in an irritated rage.
The Ultimate Universal Male Habits:
Leaving hair in the plug hole, the sink and the bath - clean it up you filthy yeti, you're malting like a dog on my brand new faucets.
Making his own brand of music - the kind of music that stinks, and I'm not talking about Hanson.
Channel hopping - How can you watch ten channels at once? You're not a woman. You can't multitask. Just settle on Police, Camera, Action and have done with it already!
Talking with his mouth full - Seeing you communicate with a mouthful of Randy's all you can eat pie makes me fall in love you with all over again.
Wearing the same thing over and over - You're not wine, you don't get finer with age, there's only so far a T-Shirt can go before it starts smelling like homelessness.
Leaving the toilet seat up - Like i want to have to touch the toilet seat every time i go to the bathroom, and what if i don't notice and sit on the cold rim huh? Ignorant that's what you are Sonny Jim.
Beer - It will turn the most self respecting gentleman into a troglodyte.
Game geek - PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo! You love Mario more than me? GAME OVER.
Biting his nails - Gnawing at yourself like a deranged squirrel, making that horrific snip, snip, chew, chew sound. You're driving me insane.
Wearing socks in bed - Yep all butt naked... bar the socks, you're a true stud, obviously.