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The Best and Worst of 2010: Vote

Tuesday, 28 December 2010 0 comments

Women stop to look at rubble on an earthquake damaged street in Port-au-Prince, Haiti on January 25, 2010. Haiti continues to suffer after a 7.0 magnitude earthquake devastated the country on January 12.  UPI/Kevin Dietsch Photo via Newscom

Goodbye 2010 

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 16: WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange stands with his legal team and speaks to reporters as he leaves The High Court on December 16, 2010 in London, England. Julian Assange has been released after being granted bail by the High Court. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid-WPA Pool/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 16: (L-R) Actors Harold Perrineau, Jorge Garcia, Henry Ian Cusick, Francois Chau, and executive producers Carlton Cuse onstage during Spike TV's 'Scream 2010' at The Greek Theatre on October 16, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Caulfield/Getty Images)Lady Gaga appears backstage wearing a meat dress after accepting the award for video of the year for Bad Romance at the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles on September 12, 2010 in Los Angeles. UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom
U.S. President Barack Obama picks up balls of tar while touring the beach on May 28, 2010 in Port Fourchon, Louisiana. The oil spill resulting from the Deepwater Horizon disaster now officially ranks as the worst in U.S. history. UPI/Win McNamee/Pool Photo via Newscom






As 2010 draws to a close we take the holiday period to reflect sentimentally on the events of the past year, the friends, the laughs, the... No, wait a minute, what we really do is get absolutely wasted, wear silly hats, eat waaay too much yule log and basically make complete idiots of ourselves in the presence of our family. Then as if that wasn't enough, we spend the beginning of the new year making resolutions we intend never to keep, exercising like Duracell bunnies and apologising to co-workers for a slightly deranged vodka driven karaoke rendition of Santa Baby, at the Christmas office party.

Well my lovely ladies here you can reminisce, get all sentimental, to hell with it, you can even shed a tear or two as we look back on the year that Wikileaks became a scandal, unemployment grew to record highs, students were told to pay more for education, a Volcano cast dust clouds over most of Europe, the tragic Haiti Earthquake disaster and who could forget the infamous BP Oil spill in the gulf of Mexico.

Yes folks it's been quite a year hasn't it? But chin up, it wasn't all doom and gloom, oh no! Here you can give the year a good sendoff by voting for your best of 2010. So get your mouse clicks at the ready...


















I 'll leave the nominees for best song of 2010 up to you because frankly, there's too many to choose from and I'm an indecisive woman who can't make decisions!

If I've left your favourite moment/person/film out let me know in the comments.

Hope you all had a great Christmas!




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Disney's Bringing Sexy Back

Sunday, 19 December 2010 16 comments

Disney has a new image, and it's strictly adult only! Ever dreamed about what Hercules is hiding under his historical tunic? Or what John Smith looks like naked? No?... OK, just me then. Well for those of you that are excited to see the raunchy side of those Disney hunks; David Kawena a very talented illustrator/artist has stripped Disney of its coy and prudish costumes to reveal the real hero's in all their glory.


Helloooo Hercules, you're looking mighty fine for a mythical character.




Aladdin Prince of Thieves, getting his sexy criminal bod out.




My personal favourite, Disney Hero John Smith. Hands off Pocahontas, he's all mine!




Prince Philip from the one and only Sleeping Beauty, in nothing but his boxers.
(Check out the lip gloss)




Who knew The Beast would look this fine when the spell was broken?




Finally, finally, finally, we get to see those rippling Disney muscles in all their glory!

Thank you David.

See more of his Disney Hero series and other talented artwork on his website:
http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/

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Top 10 Most Irritating Male Habits

Tuesday, 14 December 2010 7 comments

Portrait of a Couch Potato

Sure men are smelly, unkempt creatures ruled by the planet sperm, we get it, hell we even accept it. We know you are primitive beasts and it is our endless task to try and tame you with the odd hose down and gentle guidance.

We get that every guy has flaws but some bad habits die hard, they are universal, and are guaranteed to get our nostrils flaring in an irritated rage.

The Ultimate Universal Male Habits:

Leaving hair in the plug hole, the sink and the bath - clean it up you filthy yeti, you're malting like a dog on my brand new faucets.

Making his own brand of music - the kind of music that stinks, and I'm not talking about Hanson.

Channel hopping - How can you watch ten channels at once? You're not a woman. You can't multitask. Just settle on Police, Camera, Action and have done with it already!

Talking with his mouth full - Seeing you communicate with a mouthful of Randy's all you can eat pie makes me fall in love you with all over again.

Wearing the same thing over and over - You're not wine, you don't get finer with age, there's only so far a T-Shirt can go before it starts smelling like homelessness.

Leaving the toilet seat up - Like i want to have to touch the toilet seat every time i go to the bathroom, and what if i don't notice and sit on the cold rim huh? Ignorant that's what you are Sonny Jim.

Beer - It will turn the most self respecting gentleman into a troglodyte.

Game geek - PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo! You love Mario more than me? GAME OVER.

Biting his nails - Gnawing at yourself like a deranged squirrel, making that horrific snip, snip, chew, chew sound. You're driving me insane.

Wearing socks in bed - Yep all butt naked... bar the socks, you're a true stud, obviously.

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12 Crappy Christmas Gifts

Wednesday, 8 December 2010 6 comments

Woman holding gift

Seriously i have never understood this song, i mean come on man, surely you can think of better gifts to give your one true love on Christmas? These are possibly the most rubbish gift ideas ever imagined, but hey it's the thought that counts isn't it?


 On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:


12 Drummers Drumming - You lucky girl you, your boyfriend gave you tinnitus for Christmas, that's so cute.


Eleven Pipers Piping - Is your boyfriend determined to make you deaf?


Ten Lords a Leaping - What?! Your boyfriend gave you 12 lords a leaping? What the fig? Conceal my envy quick.


Nine Ladies Dancing - Sounds more like a present for him than you.


Eight Maids a Milking - Is it just me or does this sound sexual? I'd be a little concerned if i came down to find 8 maids a milking under my immaculate Christmas tree, pervert!


Seven Swans a Swimming - Santa dear, i love you 'n all, but seriously you must be joking.


Six Geese a Laying - Eggs make me vomit so you can guess what i think of this nifty gift idea.


Five Golden Rings - Now that's more like it!


Four Calling Birds - I'm starting to think this guy had a thing for poultry.


Three French Hens - French, that's specific? How can you even tell if a chicken is French, huh? Work that one out genius.


Two Turtle Doves - No matter how many times i hear this it always makes me think of some mutant cross bred pigeon rat with a shell, and a love for lettuce.


                                  
















and a Partridge in a Pear Tree -  WTF!!!! How the hell does one wrap a pear tree? 


Now there's a Partridge in a pear tree i do want for Christmas.




Bah Humbug!!!

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Major Jasper Whitlock Ma'am

Saturday, 4 December 2010 7 comments

MajorJ.Whitlock

Those pouty lips, that accent, those scars!

Possibly the most underrated hottie in The Twilight saga. Jasper took a bit of a back seat in the movies until Eclipse came out, then boy did i sit up and take notice. With his Southern drawl and his Civil War uniform he made my eyes melt.

The fact that he's the least tamed "Vegetarian" of the Cullen clan just makes him all that more appealing, everyone likes a bad boy, right? Besides Rathbone's portrayal had me drooling into my popcorn. 

Major Jasper Whitlock, you had us at Yes Ma'am!

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