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Why Men Are Like Cheese

Saturday, 22 January 2011 Leave a Comment

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Why cheese you ask? Well... One, it's the first thing that popped into my head when staring at this scary blank blogger box and two, because they just are, i thought it so it must be true, like that dream i had where i swallowed paint, that was true too.

Anyway back to the whole men are cheeses fact.

  • Cheese is sort of a fungus right? A type of mold that someone happened to eat one day and thought, "Hey this stuff smells bad but it goes nicely with my cracker." Well that's kind of like a man, even if he annoys the crap out of you the majority of the time, there will come a day when you'll need said man to make everything else a bit better. Men like this grow on you, like mold, mold = cheese. You following?
  • Cheese smells like feet, men have smelly feet, well men can be smelly in general, you can see the connection.
  • Cheese also goes well with wine, women drink a lot of wine, bring a man into the equation and you have drunken wine woman and smelly cheese man getting it on. Have i convinced you yet?
  • There's one kind of cheese that has these icky blue veins, what else has icky veins?... nope I'm not even going there.
  • You can get holy cheese, no, not the kind that Jesus eats, just cheese with holes. Kind of an incomplete and imperfect cheese. Have you ever found the perfect man who completes you? Nope? You see my argument.
  • Last but by no means least, cheese takes a long time to mature, so do men. Case closed.

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  • Yaya said:  

    Lmfao! Hilarious. Yet another great post. Veins? Yeah...lets not go there! Haha.


  • J.Ashley said:  

    haha this is cool, I love it


  • Neurotic Workaholic said:  

    I'm still waiting for most of the guys I know to grow up, and they're all in their late 20s/early 30s! But then again I still have some maturing to do, seeing as how I can honestly say that I watch the Jersey Shore on a regular basis.

  • Alice X said:  

    @Yaya Veins, yes it's better left unsaid :P

    @J.Ashley Thanks x

    @Neurotic Workaholic Don't worry we've all Jersey Shore'd it up at some point. Guilty pleasure :)

  • Lynn | TOAR said:  

    Omg!! That is so true?! However I think that a particular veiny icky thing looks like raw chicken :o( lol sorry.

  • Canadianbloggergirl said:  

    Thanks for stopping by for a visit! I love it when people visit!


  • Thank, Q said:  

    I've sat here for 10 minutes trying to think of a good comeback to this to defend all me and I can't do it. LOL!

    Good one.

  • Alice X said:  

    @TOAR LOL Raw Chicken!!!

    @CBG You're welcome

    @Thank Q Thanks!

  • Sonia said:  

    LMAO! That was good!

  • Alice X said:  

    @Sonia Thank you i'm happy i made you laugh, it's my ultimate goal. I'll be checking out your blog :)

  • TheSoundofSense said:  

    Sensational. How I'd love to be a fly on the walls of your mind.

  • Alice X said:  

    @TheSoundofSense Thank you. Think of my blog as my brain and enjoy!

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  • Elle said:  

    Beauty! Nicely executed!

  • Alice X said:  

    @Cinderita Whoop!

    @Elle Thank you and thanks for commenting :)

  • Drake Sigar said:  

    Pfft women. Don't give me any of that sass or I'll ball-slap you.

  • Nicole Alicia said:  

    LOL! Omg! So true. Cool blog!

    -Nicole Alicia

  • Alice X said:  

    @Drake are you threatening me with genitalia? :D

    @Thank you lady.

  • Sandra said:  

    What else has icky blue veins...bahahaha!
    And my daughter has the worst smelling feet! So I think she's like cheese too!

  • EmDottie said:  

    LMFAO! What the hell type of analogy?

    Hilarious. Madness, but hilarious.

  • A Daft Scots Lass said:  

    But Yummy and oh so creamy!

  • ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.com said:  


    I especially loved your last point. So true.

    ...but I LOVE cheese.

  • Toni Rose said:  

    hi alice :)

    i see you've made great improvement in your blog.

    i have been following you before when you were just starting... and i sorta disappeared in the blogging sphere .. but now im back! looking forward to your awesome posts :)

  • Rachel said:  

    Haha, how funny!

  • kitkat said:  

    lool you're so cute and hilarious! yes men are like frickin cheese! no wonder i hate cheese so much :p

  • Doug Stephens said:  

    I like cheese. Does that make me gay?

  • Fiona said:  

    Hahaha! I'd always prefer cheese. :))

  • The Empress said:  

    Spoken like someone who knows.

  • Jessica Thompson said:  

    Haha well put! Followed.

  • braumaman said:  

    This is pretty funny.

  • dawndash said:  

    I love cheese but I'm lactose intolerant and it gives me diarrhoea. If men are like cheese, that must mean that men make me sick. Does this mean I should be gay? ;-)

  • Pedro Cardoso said:  

    You forgot something: the pick-up lines that most of us guys rely on to make conversation. Could they be any cheesier? (=

  • Alice X said:  

    @Sandra Hahaha i have two very important words to solve that... Odor Eaters

  • Alice X said:  

    @EmDottie Yep crazy but it sort of makes sense somehow.

    @A Daft Scotts Lass mmmmmm Edam!

    @Shannimals Cheese is pretty awesome.

    @Toni Rose Thank you lady :)

    @Rachel Thanks

  • Mouithsone said:  

    I'm so glad I came across your site - you really dish out sound advice.

  • Vapid Vixen said:  

    I was really wondering how you were gonna pull this off but you did. Better than I could have imagined. And you are correct on every point. I tend to like my man a little more with wine and the blue veins, I guffawed out loud. This was great. :)

  • Jas said:  

    I find men to be more similar to pasteurized cheese food as opposed to real cheese - but that's just me.

  • Jill said:  

    lol i really enjoyed this. so true!

  • CTS said:  

    Cheese is also really bad for your health...it can make you fat and give you a heart attack!

    Ooooh but I do love the stuff...!

  • Roxy said:  

    haha this title definitely caught my attention.

  • A Daft Scots Lass said:  

    You are the winner of my Veet Competition.

    Email me on info@redpepa.za.net

  • Anonymous said:  

    Very True kinda makes me sad to think about it though that i will never find a man to complete me

  • ms.composure said:  

    LOL def loving this list!!
    so many true valid points you made!


  • Goomena said:  

    Hahaha this is so funny. Some men are like cheese yes but I might say that some are not. All in all we do need them somehow.

  • Sarah Stone said:  

    LOL, I have to agree you have a good point here! Men take long time to mature... Sadly, some of them don't make a good cheese even afterwards.

  • Mei Ai said:  

    Haha, interesting and so much fun.

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