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Dear Prince Charming,

Monday, 7 February 2011 Leave a Comment

Cinderella and Prince Charming
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Apartment 12
Lost Hope Avenue
The Real World
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Dear Prince Charming,


You suck! Walking around like Mr. Perfecto in your shiny leather riding boots,  looking all handsome and manly, accompanied by your stealthy steed. Well, you conveyed a false image my friend and therefore you suck! Yes you, who i dreamed of marrying and living in a perfect fairytale castle with; surrounded by animals i could beckon with my angelic singing voice. You, who would rescue me from a world of woe and whisk me off to a land of happily ever afters and talking badgers. You, the man, who all other men would be compared to.


Well guess what? I grew up and I realised that you're not real and nor is you're fairytale world of happy clappy nonsense. You lied! Not once, have i seen a handsome man, mount his horse to rescue a damsel in distress like me. Because of you, women all over the world are struggling to find "The One", the perfect man, when in reality, he doesn't exist. Randy at the D.I.Y store is no Prince Charming and neither is Barry The Fishmonger or Fred The Butcher. They all have flaws! There's no such thing as perfect. So why don't you just get off your high horse?



Yours Sincerely
The Wicked Witch of The Real World

P.S. Prince Charming, if you do exist and you happen to be reading this, call me on...

0191-I-FORGIVE-YOU

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18 comments »

  • J.Ashley said:  

    AGHHHHH I love this!

  • ♥ Yaya said:  

    This is awesome! :)

  • Jewels said:  

    Damned Disney and their high expectations they gave us. I also blame them for my expectations of GREAT hair. Ugh....

  • Lilly said:  

    Haha this was great!

  • Neurotic Workaholic said:  

    Oh, this is totally true! I think what makes it even harder for women is that Prince Charming is often portrayed as being real in the movies and in books, so that we end up expecting or hoping that guys in real life will be like that. Maybe I should stop watching so many romantic comedies. :)

  • Missy Salsa said:  

    I blame Disney for all of my failed relationships!

  • Denise said:  

    very cute.

    Prince charming exists... I just think he is gay.

  • Alice X said:  

    @J.Ashley Thank you :)

    @Yaya Thank you Lady Yaya!

    @Jewels Oh yes the perfect locks! Disney is responsible for quite a lot when you think about it.

    @Lilly Thank you x

    @Neurotic Workaholic You are so right. It's not just disney, it's the whole romantic genre in general. They almost set us up to fall.

    @Missy Salsa I can see a potential lawsuit right there.

    @Denise LOL you could just be right there. I guess all the best ones are.

  • Lynn | TOAR said:  

    ALICE! I Love it! lol@Denise's reply. I think he is gay too. Because it is obvious that we just described a woman.

  • Alice X said:  

    @TOAR Thanks, Yes she is probably right, any man who can get away with tassled shoulder pads and shiny leather boots and still look half decent, is probably gay, but still we can hope.

  • Cinderita said:  

    how dare you speak to my future husband like that.

    bahahahahahaahahahaha

  • Alice X said:  

    @Cinderita Future husband - I'm not jealous in the slightest... ok maybe a little.

  • Thank, Q said:  

    Nice! Too many people want a Disney Movie life and it just doesn't happen like that. Well, unless you're Kate Middleton.

  • Annah said:  

    Disney is just good at selling bullsh*t.

  • ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.com said:  

    Hi, I always love a good humor blog. Glad I found yours. You're right, there's no such thing as perfect princes. New follower.

  • Alice X said:  

    @Thank Q Yeah Kate Middleton got lucky, unfortunately for most of us reality will have to suffice.

    @Annah haha I totally agree with you, maybe this post should be Dear Walt Disney... You Suck!?

    @ShanimalsCrackers Thank you i'll check out your blog too.

  • Toni Rose said:  

    Dear Alice,

    hahaha i love this...

    makes me think,

    what is the real name of Prince Charming?

    xx,
    Toni

  • Alice X said:  

    @Toni Rose I don't think he had a name, just Prince Charming he was one of the first Disney males.

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