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Honey, I Shrunk The Bieber

Sunday, 10 April 2011 Leave a Comment


Is there anything more annoying than Justin "The Beaver" Bieber"? No, you say? Wrong! There is one thing more annoying than this sugary, pop, tween sensation and that comes in the form of The Bieber Doll. Yes folks, Justin Bieber has decided to take on Ken and Action Man and have his own plastic fantastic figurine made. Just what we always wanted - a miniature version of a miniature sh*t biscuit, YAY!

*Pauses to be sick*

If this Beiber doll is going to be sharing the shelves of 'Toys 4 U' with the likes of Barbie's Ken and the one and only Action Man, then the Bieber doll had better watch his back. Granted Ken would probably share style tips with the Bieber Barbie, but Action Man would totally beat the crap out of the Bieber Doll. I mean, does the Justin Bieber doll come with a jet pack or heavy artillery? Um No! "Wimp is goin down."

Seriously though, Justin Bieber is taking over the planet with his sickly pubescent franchise, first it was nail polish and now he's got his own Justin Bieber doll. What next? Justin Bieber's Barbie dream house?  The world be goin crazy!

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  • Sandra said:  

    However now I know what to get my 11 year old daughter as a gift! Hopefully he'll only cost $9.99!

  • Lost.in.Idaho said:  

    I grew up with a magnifying glass and army men. It was fun to melt faces.

    Gimme a bieber doll, a big magnifying glass, and a long sunny day. I'll make a fun 'guest blogging post' with it. <3

  • Alice X said:  

    @Sandra I'm glad someone will get some joy out this doll. Happy to help you :)

    @Lost.in.Idaho Ahaha oh please dear lord do that post! That would make my year. I'd like before and after photos please :p

  • Jewels said:  

    I honestly find that kid so annoying then I feel bad for feeling that way since he is just a kid. You have to admit he's got a great team marketing him and pushing his "image" but my god he is obnoxious. I can't stand any kid making millions, insighting tween riots, putting out a line of purple nail polish and purple head phones...he rubs me the wrong way. A Biever doll...ugh! VOMIT!!!

  • Bitchzilla On the Loose said:  

    I love you! Not because you are awesome (you are awesome!!), but because atleast somebody(you) agrees with me that BIEBER IS FULL OF SHIT! I hate that beeyotch.
    Fucking piece of blond hair. ERRRGhhh. I get mad. Sick mad.
    Only good thing he did was making his smaller replicas... now i can do all voodoo stuff on those miniature Biebers. :D

    Bitchzilla on The loose.

  • Alice X said:  

    @Jewels yeah i feel a little bad for him because it is mostly the media's fault that he's shoved in our face every day, and heck if someone wanted to make a doll of me would i say no? Hmmm maybe not. It's his sugary *butter wouldn't melt* persona that really aggravates me.

    @Bitchzilla You're a crazy girl but i love ya for it x

  • ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.com said:  

    That's just wrong.

    I bet Michael Jackson wishes he were still alive so he could play with this toy...

    ...bad joke?

  • "M" said:  

    I think that there is something more annoying that the Bieber Doll, and that is the fact that little Justin will be able to retire when he's 20 years-old with all the money he is making off of Bieber fever. He (or someone in his crew) is a marketing genious. I'll still be slaving away while he's lounging on a yacht in the Carribean. What a turd.

  • Alice X said:  

    @Shanimals mmm i shouldn't laugh but.... :D

    @M Yeah that thought depresses me. :(

  • Drake Sigar said:  

    And just like Ken, I bet this doll has no dick either. On the plus side I am very familiar with the mystical arts of voodoo.

  • Alice X said:  

    @Drake Yep just smooth shiny plastic none existent genitalia.

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