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Gaston, He's Roughly The Size of a Barge

Tuesday, 31 May 2011 Leave a Comment

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Bonjour my pretties. Today i bring you the one and only Gaston, the most manly fictional character to ever stomp onto Disney's screen. He's what i like to call, a true man beast. Pure unfiltered male with a jaw so big, it could plough through snow!

Sure he is ignorant, rude, conceited and uses antlers in all of his decorating but that's what makes him charismatic. With Gaston, what you see is what you get. He's like five men packed into one huge, hairy shell; plus you could crack walnuts on that bum chin of his. You never can tell, maybe deep down he's a swell guy? Who knows? One thing's for sure, Beauty and the Beast wouldn't have been the same without him.

Everybody sing now:

"No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's. As a specimen yes he's intimidating... My what a guy, that Gaston!"

Let's raise our french sticks to Gaston, one of few men whose muscles are larger than his head.

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  • Toni Rose said:  

    Dear Alice,

    omg i can already hear my mind singing the part were the girls were singing and fawning over gaston but i cant really sing it aloud coz i dont know the lyrics LOL

    but the tune is in my head!

    I've met one gaston in highschool. he was of a lower batch. he even invited me to his prom..

    unfortunately. i wasn't bit attracted to his big muscles.. LOL

    now i remember him giving me this puppy stuff toy for christmas :)) which i gave to my nephew.. hihi..

    ugh so awkward...


  • Drake Sigar said:  

    Gaston is the Bruce Campbell of Disney films.

  • kitkat said:  

    OMG i dnt even remember who Gaston is :/

  • Jessica said:  

    Thank-you for the comment on my blog. I think my metablolism must be fast too!

    This blog is quite something- the layout is fantastic and the themes orignial which makes for an interesting read! :)

    I would love it if you would now follow me at: http://www.wonderfulljessie.blogspot.com x

  • Zertuzzi said:  

    this blog is very good mmmm

  • Lost.in.Idaho said:  

    "And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with HAIR"

    Best. Line. Ever.

    Remember when this was considered manly? Now it just scares women away.

    Sorry Gaston. Time to learn about manscaping.

    ~My Own Private Idaho~

  • Alice X said:  

    @Toni Rose Aww that's cute but i agree about the muscles, i like my men muscly but not over the top!

    @Drake Sigar ahaha

    @Kitkat No way! Ok you so need to youtube the Gaston song!

    @Jessica you're welcome lady

    @J.Ashley :) right back at ya!

    @Zertuzzi Thank you :)

    @Lost.in.Idaho Ahaha yes. yes! I quite like a bit of chest hair but every last inch? Time to get the wax on.

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