This is what crazy looks like
This week, Google's magical cave of Internet delights presented to me, the most cringe worthy (although hilarious) text message conversation ever! The conversation was between a guy named Kevin who had been unfortunate enough to have had a one night stand with a woman named JJ (AKA. The Crazy). JJ clearly didn't think this would be a one night only fling and proceeds to harass Kevin via text. This conversation turned out to be viral Gold and somehow ended up on buzzfeed and then on a New Zealand radio show. Here's a video of the radio broadcast:
There's a part of me that feels a bit sorry for JJ, but then again there's also a big part of me that wants to scream: "Get a grip woman! Leave Kevin alone!"
- Don't have a one night stand with Kevin.
- Don't text Kevin until your fingers bleed.
- Kevin stole your heart, not your dignity. Have some pride in yourself!
- Don't act desperate. Kevin doesn't like that.
- Don't stalk Kevin's house.
- Don't make up fictional boyfriends named Mike and then proceed to tell Kevin he is a fictional person.
- And most importantly; Forget about Kevin!