Build your own boyfriend
Wednesday, 20 June 2012 3 comments
Who needs a real boyfriend when you can build your own? Real humans are overrated. Get yourself a brand new, custom made man friend. I did and i never looked back.
He's really funny!
He has burly man shoulders.
He wears a dickie bow, because he's a smart, sophisticated kind of fella.
He's a real man.
...Oh yeah and he's kind of a nudist.
Want to meet him?
Oh, OK then!
Blogland, meet my custom made slice of meatloaf...
His man parts had to be pixelated for fear that other men may be offended by the abnormal size of his virtual penis, leading to feelings of inadequacy.
I think it might be love!
I know I've pretty much made you green with envy right? It's OK, you can have one too. *Communal YAY! Just click here and build your very own Mr Waxless. When you're finished building your boyfriend, come back and introduce him to me. Mr Waxless needs some bro friends to hang with.Sharing is Good