Is there anything more annoying than Justin “The Beaver” Bieber”? No, you say? Wrong! There is one thing more annoying than this sugary pop tween sensation and that comes in the form of The Bieber Doll. Yes folks Justin Bieber has decided to take on Ken and Action Man and have his own plastic fantastic figurine made. Just what we always wanted – a miniature version of a miniature sh*t biscuit, YAY!
*pause to be sick*
If this Beiber doll is going to be sharing the shelves of Toys 4 U, with the likes of Barbie’s Ken and the one and only Action Man, then the Bieber doll had better watch his back. Granted Ken would probably share style tips with the Bieber Barbie but Action Man would totally beat the crap out of the Bieber Doll. I mean does the Justin Bieber doll come with a jet pack or heavy artillery? Um No! “Wimp is goin down.”
Seriously though Justin Bieber is taking over the planet with his sickly pubescent franchise, first it was nail polish and now he’s got his own Justin Bieber doll. What next? Justin Bieber’s Barbie dream house? The world be goin crazy!